Well, my fellow bloggers its time for you guys to enjoy one final masterpiece.
I’m writing this blog on a book I read over Christmas Break called Aisle Nine. A dystopian world that involves portals around the globe that randomly open up and produce monsters. Now these monsters were not ordinary. They were products of human nightmares. It was often silly monster-like ones made out of silly string, or a puffy dog. This doesn’t mean they were friendly, though. People died to them about every chapter.

Good example of what a monster might look like.
The plot consisted of a kid who has dementia and he meats this girl named Kyle. Side note, why is the girl named Kyle? They make it difficult for no reason. Anyways the two go around and realize that the government has been keeping secrets. They use people with special abilities to learn that they can close the portals. The government does not want the portals to be closed. Because then they would lose their business of keeping everyone safe from them, and in exchange, they have more power. So the two kids try to close all the portals, but there are evil demons already inside the world, and one of them is inside the main character. But he’s clutch so he fights it off and they save the world.
WOOOOOO HOOOOO! We did it! We saved the world.

Now time to start critiquing the book.
This wasn’t a great book either. I officially give it a 4.115 out of 10. It was basic. It was occasionally funny. It left some great opportunities on the table. It was missing someaction in the middle of the book. Finally, it seems that Ian X. Cho, the author of the book, was being sponsored by a few brands in a way that he inserted them into the story.
Well, I think that’s a wrap. I would like to say thank you to my loyal readers and goodbye forever.













